Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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