penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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