- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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