What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Anti Joke

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