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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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