- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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