- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A muslim paints Mohammed

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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