- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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