Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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69

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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