- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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