- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

SHUT UP JP

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Waseem is a hard worker.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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