how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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