How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

whats green and slimy? green slim

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Women's rights.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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