How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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