too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Anti Joke

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