- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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