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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

where do some birds live in? Earth

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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