whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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