What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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