So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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