- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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