- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Whats 1+1? window!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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