Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

There's my tractor.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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