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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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