- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

noah is a scrub jungle

Men

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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