knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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You sick fiend

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Anti Joke

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