- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Men

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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