What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Joke

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