Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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