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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

where do some birds live in? Earth

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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