oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

yada yada

Please ignore this statement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What's half of 8? o

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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