Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Michael Brown

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Anti Joke

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