what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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