- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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