A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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