- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Allah walked into AK Bar

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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