What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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