What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Penis-biter

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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