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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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