- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A man was shot. He died.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

i committed murder

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's long and black? A long and black object.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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