- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Y u do dis?

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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