Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Everybody will die

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

you know whats not funny white boards.

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