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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

these are shit

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

these are shit

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

these are shit

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away