- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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