- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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