You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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