What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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