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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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j.p. is dumb

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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