So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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