Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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