- Anti Joke

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado