- Anti Joke

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Face...the other white meat!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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