- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

So a bar walks into a man...

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Skinny people fart less.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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