- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

The Oakland Raiders

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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