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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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