- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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