- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Yo Momma So Fat!

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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