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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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