- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

whats yellow? lots of things.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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