- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

all these jokes are horrible now

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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