- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

The child was fired from his job.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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