Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why? Why not?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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